Inspiration – June 10, 2020
Your Being is like a well:used but never used up.It is like the eternal void:filled with infinite possibilities. It is hidden but always present.I don’t know who gave birth to it.It is older than the Universe! The Tao The City https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydzjigoq8Ns The Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C6lEyuibhM Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of […]
Smiles – June 8, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. Groan Men Mahatma Gandhi, as everyone knows, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him […]
Inspiration – June 3, 2020
Do you need masks? We want to thank Dr. Bruckner for providing us with Masks for our community. On behalf of everyone at the JCC you are a true giver of Tzedakah, at a time when Mitzvah giving is most important. Here is the task that you, our members, must do in order to complete […]
Smiles – June 1, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. A Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. “Behave, my bubaleh. Take good care of yourself and think about your mother, tataleh. And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh. Your mommy loves you a […]
Inspiration – May 27, 2020
Our smart mind needs some assistance – send him your inspirations We are all Champions There are brighter days ahead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP808MiJUcM Dedicated to all our Hero’s, our wonderful Doctors, Nurses, Carers, Support Staff and Frontline Workers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9NtZVt_16k When people see some things as beautiful,other things become ugly.When people see some things as good, other things […]
Smiles – May 25, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. “The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions” makes as much sense as “Our rate of descent has slowed so we can take off the parachute”. We think our staff member Rick got in the wrong Zoom meeting. I was in a long line […]
Inspiration – May 20, 2020
Our smart mind needs some assistance – send him your inspirations I’ve learned….That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the mostpeaceful feelings in the world. If you want to shrink something, you must first allow it to expand.If you want to get rid of something, you must first follow it […]
Smiles – May 18, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. Jack Grossman, a garment salesman on the road, stopped his car on the main street of a small town in rural Alabama. Tired and hungry and unable to find a restaurant, he walked into a general storethat sold hardware and farm supplies and also served food. […]
Inspiration – May 13, 2020
Our smart mind needs some assistance – send him your inspirations Andy Rooney said, That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the mostpeaceful feelings in the world. That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. Here Comes the […]
Smiles – May 11, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. How are relationships a lot like algebra? Sometimes, you look at your X and wonder Y. Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “SEE? This is why I chew the furniture, and why I try and run out of the house […]