Smiles – September 21, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb. When one door closes and another door opens, you are, probably, in prison. I had my patience tested. I’m negative. From the Good Old Days on TV Vibrations, Exaltations, and Knowledge Take a listen […]
Inspiration – September 2, 2020
DO YOU HAVE THE FEELING – YOU WILL TAKE MY BREATHE AWAY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUis9yny_lIUP WHERE WE ALL BELONG!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVkHXGt-vzg FROM YOUR HIGHSCHOOL DAYS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_hlvRNgGOQ CAN’T TAKE A TRIP –TAKE A TRIP WITH US! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV2kF2XXBHQ Can you coax your mind from its wanderingand keep to the original oneness?Can you let your body become supple as a newborn child’s?Can […]
Smiles – August 31, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. Another Way ofGetting Around Townhttps://www.valleyjcc.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Bicyces-from-Japan.mp4 The NILE Virus (Type C) I thought you would want to know about this virus.Even the most advanced computer anti-virus programs from Norton, McAfee, Malwarebytes and others cannot take care of this one.It appears to target those who were born prior […]
Inspiration – August 26, 2020
“Reckless”Remember her name! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0T49KsoOQY&feature=youtu.be “Do you RememberThis Dance?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MggQSspSGU8 “The Fight Song” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc&feature=youtu.be “Take a Trip Through the Dolomites” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV2kF2XXBHQ Can you coax your mind from its wanderingand keep to the original oneness?Can you let your body becomesupple as a newborn child’s?Can you cleanse your inner visionuntil you see nothing but the light?Can you love people […]
Smiles – August 24, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. A Yeshiva Boy Away at College Moishe, a Yeshiva boy, graduates high school and is about to go to college. He was born and lived in Brooklyn his entire life. But he gets a full scholarship to the Univ. of Montana and it is such a generous deal […]
Inspiration – August 19, 2020
“Shared Legacies” – Jewish Film Festival Virtual Program A Serious ViewAbout Anti-Semitismhttps://www.valleyjcc.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/VIDEO-2020-07-24-07-51-43-1.mp4 Let’s take a trip very soon – “Le Berceau de la Vie” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzpgnY54WmU Are you a Survivor – Open your mind and take a listen! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmc8bQoL-J0Be That Dancing Queen…You Can!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHOmBV4js_E One Day They will Be Back and They will “Cut Loose” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8FliT43ZC4 The […]
Smiles – August 17, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. A Hanukkah Surprise! (click to see!) FOUR RETIREES VISIT A BAR Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other and then […]
Inspiration – August 12, 2020
Thanks for Everything;I have no complaints whatsoever Yesterday is History,Tomorrow is a Mystery,Today is a Gift All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. A Wonderful Day to Play Basketball https://www.valleyjcc.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/VID-20200623-WA0033.mp4 Temptations are Always Nice! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZVuXBZaZGs&list=RD2nEfuE8Pw4U&index=7&app=desktop Rain Drops will Always Fall…It’s How we Handle them That Countshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT1HCQcSHW0&feature=youtu.beMaybe 7 out of 10…What do You Think?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOXwf8Z7ghY&feature=youtu.be […]
Smiles – August 10, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg MOISHE Moishe Goldberg was heading out of the Synagogue one day, and as always Rabbi Mendel was standing at the door, shaking hands as the Congregation departed. The rabbi grabbed Moishe by the hand, pulled him aside, and whispered these words at him: “You need […]
Smiles – July 31, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. Sam calls his grandma from New Mexico.”It’s so nice to hear your voice, my Sammela. Tell me, what’s new?””I’m getting married, grandma.””My Sammela is getting married, how wonderful. Tell me all about her, tell me about her family.””Well, they’re not like our people, grandma, they’re native […]