Inspiration – July 15, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. Mr. Boganles and the great Sammy Davis Jr. Summertime and we wished living was Easy – I hope they make you feel better Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt. Chase after money and security […]
Smiles – July 13, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike and says, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well,” says the policeman, “tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year,” and fines her $5. The girl looks up at the […]
Smiles / Inspiration – July 8, 2020
How do you keep your car from being stolen? Buy a standard shift model. How do you send a message in code? Write in cursive Feeling Gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look […]
Smiles – June 22, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. Chess Enthusiasts A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manger came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. […]
Inspiration – June 18, 2020
Sayings of a Jewish Buddha Be here now.Be some place else later.Is that so complicated? Drink tea and nourish life;with the first sip,joy; with the second sip, satisfaction; with the third sip, peace; with the fourth, a Danish The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Oy. You Have Just Begun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaqoQr-aCtQ Here […]
Smiles – June 15, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. Breaking News: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating. Riddles! 1 A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years […]
Helping – June 12, 2020
Helping comes in many forms…understanding, educating and compassion Black Lives Matter…If you would like to know more about racism in America here is a list of website links and resources for you and the entire family.
Inspiration – June 10, 2020
Your Being is like a well:used but never used up.It is like the eternal void:filled with infinite possibilities. It is hidden but always present.I don’t know who gave birth to it.It is older than the Universe! The Tao The City https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydzjigoq8Ns The Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C6lEyuibhM Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of […]
Smiles – June 8, 2020
All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team. Groan Men Mahatma Gandhi, as everyone knows, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him […]
Inspiration – June 3, 2020
Do you need masks? We want to thank Dr. Bruckner for providing us with Masks for our community. On behalf of everyone at the JCC you are a true giver of Tzedakah, at a time when Mitzvah giving is most important. Here is the task that you, our members, must do in order to complete […]