All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team.
Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVID-19,
but to stop eating.
A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?
There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks. How many ducks are there?
I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, “If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50.” The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he’ll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!
“No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!”
can’t say, “Get Down!” anymore when the President is under attack.
Now it’s “Donald! Duck!”
- Nine Years.
- Just four, in a square formation.
- The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote, “your exact weight” on the paper.