All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team.
Mr. Boganles and the great
Sammy Davis Jr.
Summertime and we wished living was Easy – I hope they make you feel better
Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt. Chase after money and security and your heart will never unclench. Care about people’s approval and you will be their prisoner. Do your work, then step back, then let go, just as a parent lets a child go, into its own life
Take some time, sit back, relax, let your mind wander
and enjoy your world
Famous Quotes – Do you know the movies?
“I’m gonna make him a offer he can’t refuse”
“I want the truth” “you can’t handle the truth”
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a dam”
“It’s alive, It’s alive, It’s alive
“You can’t fight in here it’s a war room”
“You are going to need a bigger boat”
“I feel the need, the need for speed”
“Life is like a box of chocolates,
you never know what you going to get”
Out of rock comes Life and Inspiration