• Jan
    28
    Broadway Backstage

    Let JCC Program Director & Broadway/opera instructor James Sokol sneak you in the Stage Door to go “backstage” on Broadway!

  • Jan
    30
    Zoom Trivia Night

    Grab paper and pen and join us for another fun-filled night of Trivia with prizes via Zoom!

  • Jan
    31
    Book Festival: Gabrielle Glaser

    Book Festival In Your Living Room Live Continues with Gabrielle Glaser, author of American Baby: A Mother, a Child, and The Shadow History of Adoption

Smiles – July 13, 2020

Daily Dose Smiles

All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team.

A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike and says, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well,” says the policeman, “tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year,” and fines her $5. The girl looks up at the policeman and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The policeman chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “next year, tell Santa the ass goes on the back of the horse and not on top of it.”

If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

A man jumped out of a 10 story building. As he was falling a woman looked out from her window and heard the man say:
So Far So Good!

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN:K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)

TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?” Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “It tells me that someone has stolen our tent.”

How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?

Very Funny but a bit Risqué so please view with caution