• Jun
    29
    Art in Israel

    Join us for an inspiring visual presentation exploring the Jewish art of Israel presented by John PaulThornton.

  • Jul
    01
    Table Tennis For Seniors

    Join us every Friday for Senior Table Tennis at The Village at NorthRidge. Get fit and enjoy a healthier lifestyle!

  • Jul
    04
    Monday Mah Jongg

    Join us every Monday at The Village at NorthRidge for Monday Mah Jongg!

Smiles – March 23

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All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team!

The Million-Dollar Question for God

A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, “God, what is a million years to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million years to you is like a second to me.”

The man asks, “God, what is a million dollars to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me.”

The man asks, “So God, can I have a million dollars?”

And God replies, “In a second.”