Mar
    27
    Mah Jongg Game Days

    Join us for MahJongg Game Days ever Monday at The Village at Northridge. Bring your lunch!

  • Mar
    31
    Table Tennis for Seniors

    Join us every Friday at The Village in NorthRidge for Senior Table Tennis! Maintain a sharp mind and healthy body!

  • Apr
    02
    Matzo Giveaway

    Pick up a box of Matzo from your friends at Valley JCC as we prepare for the Passover Seder.

Smiles – March 23

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All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team!

The Million-Dollar Question for God

A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, “God, what is a million years to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million years to you is like a second to me.”

The man asks, “God, what is a million dollars to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me.”

The man asks, “So God, can I have a million dollars?”

And God replies, “In a second.”