Jun
    19
    Readers Club

    Join our readers club via Zoom on the third Wednesday of every month. Connect with others and some great books!

  • Jun
    30
    Mah Jongg Tournament

    Join us for our next Mah Jongg Tournament sponsored by Valley JCC and The Village at Northridge!

  • Jul
    17
    Readers Club

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Smiles – March 23

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All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team!

The Million-Dollar Question for God

A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, “God, what is a million years to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million years to you is like a second to me.”

The man asks, “God, what is a million dollars to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me.”

The man asks, “So God, can I have a million dollars?”

And God replies, “In a second.”