• Dec
    01
    Current Events Discussion Group

    Be a part of a lively discussion on the topics of the day in our Zoom Current Events Discussion!

  • Dec
    01
    Book Festival: Ina Garten

    Book Festival In Your Living Room Live Continues with Ina Garten, author of Modern Comfort Food.

  • Dec
    02
    Canasta: Learn to Play

    Learn to play this fun and popular game. Small classes of 4 with individual instruction, taught by certified Canasta instructor Felicia Lerner.

Smiles – March 23

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All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team!

The Million-Dollar Question for God

A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, “God, what is a million years to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million years to you is like a second to me.”

The man asks, “God, what is a million dollars to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me.”

The man asks, “So God, can I have a million dollars?”

And God replies, “In a second.”