• May
    26
    Mah Jongg Game Day

    Mah Jongg Game Days continue every Monday at the Village in Northridge! Free to VJCC Members.

  • May
    28
    Trivia Night

    Join us at the Village at Northridge for a fun night of trivia with prizes and refreshments!

  • Jun
    02
    Mah Jongg Game Day

    Mah Jongg Game Days continue every Monday at the Village in Northridge! Free to VJCC Members.

  • Jun
    09
    Mah Jongg Game Day

    Mah Jongg Game Days continue every Monday at the Village in Northridge! Free to VJCC Members.

Smiles – March 23

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All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team!

The Million-Dollar Question for God

A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, “God, what is a million years to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million years to you is like a second to me.”

The man asks, “God, what is a million dollars to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me.”

The man asks, “So God, can I have a million dollars?”

And God replies, “In a second.”