Mar
    31
    Table Tennis for Seniors

    Join us every Friday at The Village in NorthRidge for Senior Table Tennis! Maintain a sharp mind and healthy body!

  • Apr
    02
    Matzo Giveaway

    Pick up a box of Matzo from your friends at Valley JCC as we prepare for the Passover Seder.

  • Apr
    03
    Mah Jongg Game Days

    Join us for MahJongg Game Days ever Monday at The Village at Northridge. Bring your lunch!

Smiles – July 20, 2020

Daily Dose Smiles

All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team.

Life is short, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me, I will.

Ban Pre-shredded cheese
Make America “Grate Again”

Electricians have to strip
To make ends meet

Attorney: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight

Attorney: Is you appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
Witness: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

For all Golfers – Don’t You Wish!

Our Attorneys and
Judicial System

Who’s Job is it?
This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.