Jun
    30
    Mah Jongg Tournament

    Join us for our next Mah Jongg Tournament sponsored by Valley JCC and The Village at Northridge!

  • Jul
    17
    Readers Club

    Join our readers club via Zoom on the third Wednesday of every month. Connect with others and some great books!

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    21
    Readers Club

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Smiles – April 21, 2020

Daily Dose Smiles

All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team!

What did one Frenchman say to the other?

I have not idea; I don’t speak French

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It was tense!

Why didn’t the Dad Potato want his daughter to marry the newscaster?

Because he’s Common Tater

Tomorrow is the National Home-school Tornado Drill.
Lock your kids in the basement until you give the all clear.
You’re welcome!

Foreign commercials are so good!  My hat’s off to the advertising team that came up with the idea. It’s only 39 seconds!

How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it!

Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?

Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.