Current Events Discussion Group

    Be a part of a lively discussion on the topic of the day, every first Tuesday and Third Thursday.

  • Feb
    Music & Morsels: Romantic & More

    Join us for the Alliance concert debut of special guest artist – pianist Nada – as she discusses and plays a gorgeous program of masterpieces by Robert Schumann and Franz Liszt.

  • Feb
    Exploring Broadway: Love Songs

    Join popular instructor James Sokol to explore the creative ways lyrics of love are expressed in a variety of melodies.

Smiles – April 21, 2020

Daily Dose Smiles

All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team!

What did one Frenchman say to the other?

I have not idea; I don’t speak French

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It was tense!

Why didn’t the Dad Potato want his daughter to marry the newscaster?

Because he’s Common Tater

Tomorrow is the National Home-school Tornado Drill.
Lock your kids in the basement until you give the all clear.
You’re welcome!

Foreign commercials are so good!  My hat’s off to the advertising team that came up with the idea. It’s only 39 seconds!

How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it!

Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?

Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.