All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team!
The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home-schooled by day drinkers…
This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister are discussing what they do with donations to their religious organizations.
The minister says that he draws a circle on the floor, throws the money up in the air, and whatever lands int he circle, he give to God, and whatever lands outside the circle, he keeps.
The priest uses a simile method. He draws the circle, but whatever lands outside the circle he gives to god, and whatever lands inside, he keeps.
The Rabbi has a slightly different method of dividing the money. He throws all the money up in the air. Wherever God wants, he keeps…
Man goes over to the widow at a funeral.
He asks her, “May I go up and say a word?”
She responds, “Of course”.
He goes up and says to the gathering, “Plethora” and goes right back to his seat.
The widow turns to him and says, “Thank you, that means a lot”.
