All jokes submitted by our insane membership joke team!
What did one Frenchman say to the other?
I have not idea; I don’t speak French
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It was tense!
Why didn’t the Dad Potato want his daughter to marry the newscaster?
Because he’s Common Tater
Tomorrow is the National Home-school Tornado Drill.
Lock your kids in the basement until you give the all clear.
You’re welcome!
Foreign commercials are so good! My hat’s off to the advertising team that came up with the idea. It’s only 39 seconds!
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it!
Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?
Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.